What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:03
Then came..
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
Thumbs down again.
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do straight guys like to see cocks?
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Where do high school kids get weed from?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Which fish tastes good for South Indian curries?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
So they tried
Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?